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Zenan

To consistently, hopelessly and epically fail at something.
John: OMG wheres my wallet?!
Throws bag and stuff on the ground, while stressing over the complication of life and all its problems.
John: Great, i just did a zenan.

John: Hey Smith im outside number 82 where are u?
Smith: Its 28 u idiot!
John: Oh crap, i just did a zenan.
by NoMaNanez February 20, 2009
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Zena

Not your typical blue eyed blonde- Usually in possession of great cleavage and not afraid to use it to her advantage.

Usually gets what she wants, although she needs to work for it occasionally. Has no problem with PDA at a train station with people standing around, and loves getting kissed on the neck.
Lisa:
Oh damn, it's Zena- she took that hot guy off the market again... but apparently they are keeping it a secret.

Anna:
I bet she had to work for that one.
by Iwouldneversaythisinpublic January 21, 2013
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Zenawi

Usually an african who has escaped to the northern parts of europe due to the massive pressure of having a big penis.

And altso often shows a compulsive lust for cheap groceries
Woman 1: That guy has such a big penis, but allways buys the cheap groceries...
Woman 2: That makes sense, he's a Zenawi
by martdawg86 February 7, 2010
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Zensational

The wonderful mental and spiritual feeling one obtains through meditation, self-reflection, spiritual enlightenment, or intuitive insight.

Living life, regardless of religious affiliation, with the realization that peace and enlightenment are ultimately found within.
"Living by the Golden Rule gave her a zensational feeling."

"When he learned to overcome adversity, he felt zensational."
by Zen_Sheila January 15, 2011
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zenmasters

the hottest couple from that '70s show. pairing between steven hyde and jackie burkhart. loads of people hate the writers because they don't up together at the end of the show.
zenmasters were the best couple on the show, so sad they broke up, man!
by martnd May 14, 2016
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zenati

Before the definition, he is the biggest gay lord of them all...

of, relating to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex; homosexual:
a gay couple.
Antonyms: straight.
2.
of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues:
a gay organization.
3.
Slang: Often Disparaging and Offensive. awkward, stupid, or bad; lame:
This game is boring and really, really gay.
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4.
Slang. inappropriately forward or bold; overly familiar; reckless:
George got gay at the Christmas party and suddenly swept his boss's wife onto the dance floor.
5.
Older Use. having or showing a merry, lively mood:
gay spirits; gay music.
6.
Older Use. bright or showy:
gay colors; gay ornaments.
7.
Older Use. given to or abounding in social or other pleasures:
a gay social season; the Gay Nineties.
8.
Older Use. sexually unrestrained; having loose morals: In the 1930s movie, the baron is referred to as “a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies.”.
9.
Obsolete.
(used especially of women and especially in poetry) beautiful, lofty, noble, or excellent:
The learned man hath got the lady gay.
excellent; top-notch:
zenati in my ass is like my dick in his mom
by WIFvehrph3 April 5, 2018
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zenande

A zenande is an extremely beautiful and intelligent girl and despite what the other stupid and misleading definition says a zenande will only fall for a Nathan when an Andy is nowhere to be found.

It is still being debated if a Zenande likes icecream more than the ocean veiw from a parkbench when a Andy is present.
Zenandes are notorious for disliking anything named Jessica.
Nathan ; Zenande will you go out with me?

Girl ; (without hesitation ) yes

*a Andy walks by

Girl ; Nathan but only as friends/gayfriends(friendzone)

Nathan ; that girl is gorgeous

Andy ;yep...

Nathan ; (wont stop staring)...

Andy ; bud im outta here before we get a restraining order.

Andy ;That girl right there wifeable,she gonna be my girlfriend.

Nathan ;she must be a zenande..

*both continue to stare from the distance Zenande calls the cops
by baddecisionsandcoldfeet July 25, 2019
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