69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

Yolking

The act of making an elaborate joke,

Bro I really did fuck your mom I was yolking before.

by pp McGoongie June 30, 2022

unequally yolked traveling

The phenomenon of traveling with someone who does not match your travel speed, efficiency, or manner, causing an imbalanced travel dynamic.

While we were good friends on a day to day basis, I found we were unequally yolked traveling, as our different approaches to daily sightseeing often left me frustrated and out of sync.”

by TravelingTexan July 27, 2024

egg yolk spill

the beautiful runny action that happens when you cut an egg yolk in half

That egg yolk spill looks like the abscess I drained for my patient last week

by sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfasldfj3 September 15, 2018

Yolk face

After a sexual act, taking your hands and balling up one placing it on their head then smack top of that hand with other. This is the egg breaking, open the balled up hand to mimic hold running out of egg.

I gave her a yolk face as a thank you

by Oliver Fisch September 5, 2025

yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025

the yolk-o ono

The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.

This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge

She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.

by Omelee June 19, 2023