yolk 

Working class Irish slang used by knackers meaning different things depending on context:

1] ecstacy

2] foolish ugly idiot

3] thing, item, thingymajig

1] me heads cabbaged today i took a few yolks last night im in bits

2] dont mind that Vanessa one shes only a yolk.

3]
Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.

yolk by womoma April 17, 2005

yolk 

slang for a defined musclature

the upper arm is like a fried egg, where the bicep is the yolk. this is your brain on supplements suckaaas.

yolk by 'sight March 15, 2005

Yolk 

To hit someone, usually in the face.

That nigga ran up on me too fast so I straight yolked em up.

Yolk by I am better than you March 28, 2005

Yolk 

Verb
The act of ejaculation. Used in bro culture when describing sexual encounters or lonely evenings.

1. I yolked a hot one down her throat last night, it was titty city.
2. I am gonna go yolk one out quick, be back in 10.
3. Did you yolk inside her? No? Only counts as half then.

Yolk by RocketRay August 15, 2014

yolk 

a joke that is basically better than your entire existence

macrondalds: "our breakfast meal deal is no yolk"

yolk by porkiies January 20, 2020

Yolk 

To utilize eggs in a supernatural manner.

Did you see what he did with those eggs? He totally yolked her and she didn't even see it coming.

Yolk by Eggdrop December 21, 2008

Yolk 

Another form of saying “joke”
usually used as the word “yolking” to replace “joking”

“Are you yolking me right now?” Said Albert to the circus clown eating a taco.

Yolk by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019