50 yard fake

When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly

wow tara is a 50 yard fake

by Action Lutherwood January 13, 2004

yardfather

Derived from the hierarchy of Italian organized crime families, the yardfather is the most highly respected man inmate in prison. The yard, being the outdoor area were inmates are allowed recreation time to exercise, play basketball, shank each other, etc.

The inmate who "runs the yard" would be referred to as "the yardfather".

by DFv2 February 10, 2008

yard farming

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.

Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.

by MTS73 March 10, 2008

Yard Lobster

a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much.

that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always tanning herself to the color of blood and acting like such a snooty bitch.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Yard Dawg pose

Yard Dawg Pose

To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.

Jose always uses a Yard Dawg pose in his photos. He looks Gangster as Fuck.

by DrFuck September 3, 2018

yard bars

Dog poop that is laying around in an open area, especially a yard or field, that has not been picked up and disposed of properly.

" I need to clean up my back yard. There are petrified yard bars like a mine field there. I stubbed my toe on one through my shoe!"

by Ebuc Nepo II October 10, 2019

Yard Bird

A person who uses methamphetamines but usually has no money to buy their drugs, so they constantly hang out for no apparent reason just to do your drugs for FREE!!

Here comes the “yard bird”...... quick, hide your shit or he’ll circle you until he smokes all yours then mine too....!!!

by KeepinITReal62 March 26, 2021