Wtf

What the f***

Wtf is that in your hair ?

by Playingallnight January 29, 2015

WTF

W: what
T: the
F: flipping/f*ck
childish meaning of "WTF": what the flipping?!
general meaning of "WTF": what the f*ck?!

"WTF" is this doing here?!

by ThisVivian November 08, 2018

WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

WTF

For Parents: Well That's Fantastic
For Kids: What The Fuck
For Old People: ?????

For Parents: You got an A+ WTF
For Kids: WTF dude. just stop!
For Old People: What does WTF mean?

by somebitxh November 08, 2017

WTF

Wtf is a abbreviation for what time funeral. It is used when something really bad or embarrassing happens to you or someone near you. You mostly respond to this with a time and a date as a joke.

Person A: bro! My mom just walked in on me watching hentai

Person B: lol, wtf

Person A: today at 8:00

by That real todobroki bishh May 05, 2019

wtf

wtf is a abrevey achon of what the fuck

wtf your dumb

by エイサップ・ロッキー May 30, 2023

WTF

When a UUT doesn't work regardless of all the troubleshooting you've done or changes you made; then suddenly it works.

Me: I tried everything I could think of but that Vishay DAQ stll will not communicate with the software.
JAM: WTF

by NS_MMS March 23, 2022