Double Windsor

The application of a man wearing a dildo backwards achieving the the position of doggy style with two chicks at the same time.

I drove to Windsor Canada and picked up two strippers and fucked them both doggy style at the same time.

-at least one simultaneous ass slapping of the left check of both females at the same time completes the DOUBLE WINDSOR

by shabogan February 17, 2010

Half-Windsor Knot

Noun: When your balls feel like they are twisted after getting off of a plane and paired with jet lag. Can also happen after a long road trip, and your legs fall asleep in your car.

After that long-ass plane ride to Australia, my nuts were twisted into a Half-Windsor Knot

by Bake'EmAwayToys April 3, 2011

University of Windsor

One of the worst universities in Canada, as it fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. Those who are dumb enough to get enrolled there and accept usually drop out and/or do nothing successful with their lives. Most of those who attend the University of Windsor are scared to move away from home and leave their parents, and/or are of the less fortunate as they cannot afford to study abroad. Those who attend the University of Windsor think they are the shit, but really will not get anywhere in life as the evil spirits of Windsor, Ontario have unfortunately sucked them in for the rest of eternity.

A professor from the University of Windsor came to my international boarding school to give a speech today and not one person showed up!

or

I heard the University of Windsor is the worst university in Canada!

or

Dude you go to the Univeristy of Windsor? How basic, you should transfer.

by BarbieBitch420 October 22, 2011

windsor

high school where all the stoners and stupid people go.

Dude, that dumbass over there must go to Windsor.

by meg March 19, 2005

windsor

A screwed up town of 200,000+ in Southwestern Ontario, Canada. The main local economy centres around the automotive indsutry, strip clubs, gambling, and ripping off drunk young Yanks.

Windsor is home to one of the worst universities in Canada that is located next to the busiest Transport Truck border crossing in the world.

The highest geographic point in the city is the old landfill and the citizens of Windsor have penis envy for Detroit, which isn't saying much.

The inbred citizens of Windsor are the most Americanised population in Canada. Windsorians also mispronounce all the street names in their city. Pierre Street is pronounced "Pie-re." Enough said.

I'm as stupid as thick shit and can't string two words together, so I went to the University of Windsor... and passed with Honours.

Windsor is the asshole of Ontario.

The gene pool in Windsor is disgustingly shallow.

by Dundasian February 6, 2005

windrone

techno-slur against Microsoft Windows users. It's a combination of the words "Windows" and "Drone" The name implies that Windows users are mindless robots with no ability to think for themselves.

IT department doesn't support Macs because they are all windrones.

by october-jones October 22, 2008

Like a windsock in a gale warning

Witty reply to "How's it hanging"

Hey,Wolf! How's it hangin?
It's hangin' like a windsock in a gale warning.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011