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window warrior

A term usually used in any prison or lockup situation where a person talks shit from behind the safety of a window in an attempt to look like a hard ass. The goal of the window warrior is to put up a facade that he wants to fight when in reality he does not.

Often conflicts occur in a rec yard or rec area. When the window warrior sees that there is someone who can beat his ass in the rec yard, he may start screaming and making gestures at the person to put on a display that he wants to fight. This will cause the correctional officer to keep the two separate at all times in the future to prevent the conflict, benefiting the window warrior because he doesn't have to face the conflict and get beat up or punked out in front of everyone. He can then continue to talk shit from behind the safety of his window while maintaining his tough image to his fellow inmates.
"He doesn't really want to fight. He's just a bitch ass window warrior."
by Goddunit December 9, 2008
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earth, wind & fire

Damn good old school disco/pop group. Makes you wonder what has happened to black music, which, for the most part, has been bastardized by shitty southern snap crap. Who can forget the uplifting lyrics, speaking of love, loss of love, and just feeling good? And no I'm not some old hardass trying to reminisce! I'm a teen who stumbled upon this good shit.
"Do you remember the 21st night of september?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away"
-September, by Earth, Wind & Fire.

"She’ll dance in your lap until your ready to pop

She always ready, when you want it, she want it
Like a nympho,"
-50 Cent

'Nuff said hip-pop bitches
by themelodiousnocturne October 24, 2008
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Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional
Hello, I--*crash*
by dj gs68 July 7, 2003
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Magic Widow

A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.
Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.

Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.

George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.

Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.

Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.
by Teh Brofessor December 7, 2009
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windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc
by tornadofan122 September 5, 2013
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slow wind

(v) To shake or grind the body in a leisurely, deliberate manner to bring attention to one's sensual state of mind.
Damn look at the slow wind that girl has goin' on the dance floor, she knows how to work the junk in that drunk trunk.
by Eamon April 27, 2006
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window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.
Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.
by Halitosis June 6, 2004
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