Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.
Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.
George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.
Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.
Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.
Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.
George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.
Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.
Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.
by Teh Brofessor December 07, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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