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wiffeldorfer 

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.
did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?
wiffeldorfer by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010

My wifey 

She is legit my whole world i love her smm <3
Loo is my wifey
My wifey by Loos wife June 20, 2021

wiffle-waffle 

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.
"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"
wiffle-waffle by BrettMan May 24, 2004
Girls: "AJ is so waffy that I wanna fuck him."
Girls 2: "Yes yes, we agree."
waffy by Waffy AJ May 10, 2009
when a boys got A girlfriend who he feels 4 deep,then she's more than just any girl 2 him, she's real special in his eyes, so she's his 'wifey'.
boy 1-remember that girl i met? i can't explain it but she's real kool
boy 2- so she's wifey material den?
boy 1-yeah I like spending time wid her 4real!I think I'll make her my 'wifey'
wifey by GhettoQueenKZ September 24, 2003

wiffle-clogs 

The alternate name for the most hideous footware since earth-shoes, Crocs.
Hey did you see that dirt-bag hippie wearing the tie-dye wiffle-clogs drooling. What a tool!