table weed

weed that has fallen out of the blunt or bowl and is now on the table

Kenny: Yo bowls kicked and we're out of weed...
Joey: Nah son check the table we gotta have some table weed

by Stefanious February 6, 2009

Whiteboy weed

The colorful term used by my brown-skinned neighbors to describe the pot I grew.

Yo son, you got some mo' o dat whiteboy weed we smoked yesterday? That shit sent me to the moon, kid! Whaddya dust dat shit wif crack or sumfin? Yo lemme get some mo' and I'll pay you on Friday, I swear I got a million dollar check coming to me

by The real Kyda December 15, 2010

weed clip

Smoking half of a blunt or joint, then "clipping" or extinguishing it in the middle, in order to save the rest for a later smoke session.

The StonerVixen is about to light the weed clip she has from last night's party.

by The StonerVixen November 7, 2013

rapper weed

n.

Marijuana of high quality smoked by rappers.

"...you ain't got to hold it too long, this is rapper weed, couple hits is all you gon' need" -Wiz Khalifa (Won't Land)

by BlowItByTheO January 3, 2012

Weed

A lower class drug smoked by people who have realised that life is short, why not enjoy it?
A lot of the definitions here are bull shit, saying that weed rots your brain, and you become a drooling idiot.
I have been a "stoner" for just over 5 years now, and have noticed no difference in my brain activity, have had no problem becoming a grade 1 computer engineer, earning £65,000 per annum, and have generally been able to enjoy my life.
You pathetic people saying it's a "loser" thing to do, need to grow up, and begin to live :)

Weed is the key to an enjoyable lifestyle.

by c4rlz September 18, 2006

Smoke weed everyday

The last line of the 1999 song "The Next Episode" by Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, and Nate Dogg. Contrary to popular belief, Nate Dogg said it, not Snoop. The phrase became a meme and was extremely popular in 2015. Often associated with an animated GIF of Snoop Dogg doing a little dance.

Hold up, waiiiiiiit
For my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don't, playyy
We gon' rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyy
For my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
Hey hey hey hey....
...
...Smoke weed everyday!

by connorp04 October 1, 2018

wheedlebow

(n) Becoming overwhelmed with laughter; usu. disproportionate to the actual object of humor.

Having been up all night, Annie was susceptible to wheedlebow...at the first unexpected knock-knock joke, she laughed until she choked.

by The Wright Family January 13, 2013