whole wheat cracker girl 

A partially white girl associated with cracker boys and chocolate chips

"You're such a cracker girl!"
"Nah, I'm a whole wheat cracker girl."

whole wheat cracker girl by kimhwe September 10, 2012

Yeet that Wheat 

An antonym for "Lets get this bread" because instead of obtaining said gluten, one is *yeeting* the wheat. One could say that it is the equivalent to throwing a match.

Friend1: Alright squad lets get this bread
Friend2: Nah bro im gonna Yeet that Wheat this match

Yeet that Wheat by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018

Whole Wheat 

(adj) used to describe something or someone as plain, bland, or boring

Wow Susan, you never want to go out, you're so whole wheat.

Whole Wheat by eastsidaz808 April 3, 2017

Jack wheat 

An annoying or irritating character

That guys a total jack wheat

Jack wheat by solos August 16, 2018

Puffed wheat mother fucker! 

An exclamation of victory or enthusiasm, where normal conveyances can't capture the true essence of the moment.

"Puffed wheat mother fucker! I just PWNED your ass!"

Puffed wheat mother fucker! by Zerodin October 5, 2006

beat your wheat

Vegetarian form of masturbation, more politically so you don't offend vegetarians / vegans.

Fucking Hippie, Go beat your wheat!

beat your wheat by Woob November 1, 2004

Cutting wheat 

Beating up people who are obsessed with eating healthy, especially those who are gluten intolerant.

Karl: "Hey Steve. What are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
Steve: "Not sure. We were thinking of going to the Natural Grocers and cutting wheat."

Cutting wheat by myrealnameisnotjim July 29, 2014