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Speed Watching

The act of watching a movie or TV show by either skipping through it or using fast forward, only pausing to watch certain sections. This technique might be used for a number of reasons due to;

1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts.
2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections.
3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed.
1. 'The plot and story line of that movie was so appalling that I just ended up speed watching it to get to the fighting scenes'.

2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'.

3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'.
by Benson C October 7, 2008
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People Watching

The art of secretly watching someone for personal amusement, often times when bored.
by emily2000 February 23, 2015
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Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.
I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin
by NakedTyler January 7, 2013
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Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".
*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013
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Cracker Whacking

The act of slapping a white person across their face or genital area. This act is popular among young teen girls.
Caroline: Yea let's go cracker whacking at my house!
Amy: Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the white nerds!
by SacajaweaOrange September 10, 2011
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watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
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Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010
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