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welkies

A short-hand term for "you're welcome" that sounds like an insult (such as "yeti").
Emma 1: Guys, I think someone just called me an insult and I don't know what it means. I don't want to say it out loud so I'll type it.
Emma 2: Hm, welkies? Like a welky? I don't know.
Aliza: NOOOOO, YOU'RE WELCOME!
by emma has a karot January 3, 2010
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williex

A user at the Yankees message board who would often post anti-USA crap until 57,275 people decides to kill him.

See: commie
His full name is Willie Marx, which could explain why he hates America.
by somedude January 5, 2005
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feline wet willie

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.
Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.
by chargerjim March 13, 2010
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Penis-Kissing Willie

A Little douchebag kid that wont shut up but thinks everyone is stupid while he is unaware that in reality he is actually a braindead little asshole. Commonly used in online gaming to refer to kids that come in just to ruin the game for people that want to have fun.
"Will That Penis-Kissing Willie shut the fuck up and stop glitching the door?"
by Furious Funk September 20, 2009
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Wellesley College

The best of the best. The top women's college in the US, shall I say more?

Wellesley is full of brilliant women out to change the world. Capable of attending the "ivies", these women are drawn to the nurturing environment.

Once a Wellesley woman, always a Wellesley woman. Notable alumni are Hilary Clinton and Albright.
130 years of women on top and still going.

The MIT and Harvard men fall head over heals when they see this women. Look out!
by Smartie04 May 9, 2005
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Wellesley Wait

Boston area drivers are known for acting as if they are the only ones on the road, but there is a phenomenon in Wellesley (a very affluent suburb) which I have dubbed the "Wellesley Wait."

Drivers from other parts of Massachusetts and especially from out-of-state should pay heed to the example if they have the chance to drive through this beautiful town.
You are driving along one of Wellesley's major streets, notably Route 135 (Great Plain Ave) and Route 16 (Washington St). A driver (sorry to say, it is almost always a female) of an expensive SUV or European Station Wagon comes to a complete stop at the end of a side street or long driveway (many of Wellesley's "driveways" are longer than actual streets) and common sense/consensus would indicate this means the driver will wait for you to pass and then pull on to the state highway.

But nooooooo. You are driving along at 30-40 mph; there is nobody behind you nor in front of you. Just as you approach the intersection/driveway, the Wellesley driver will obliviously pull out right in front of you and proceed at a cement mixer's pace.

I don't condone jack rabbit starts, but if you are going to cut somebody off in your "Limited edition" Jeep, Lexus, Mercedes, or BMW SUV, inevitably equipped with the optional V8 engine, or turbocharged Volvo or Audi station wagon, please try to get up to at least 25 mph within 30 seconds after causing a driver minding his/her own business to nearly rear-end your yuppiemobile due to a mixture of selfishness and sense of oblivion.

The offending "Wellesley Wait" driver is almost always yacking away on her cell phone, impervious to the world around her.

The worst intersection for this infraction is where Benvenue Street intersects with Route 135/Great Plain Ave.

If you come to this intersection and one of these drivers abruptly cuts you off at the last minute, don't waste your energy honking your horn or otherwise getting angry. Just be prepared to poke behind that BMW X5 or Volvo Cross Country at 20 mph until you reach Olin College; most of the time, the driver will FINALLY reach speeds of 35-40 mph.
by DFJD April 11, 2008
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wallie

When a girl dance with her butt pressed on a guys croch while he is standing up against a wall
Alicia gave Mike a wallie in the club.
by Abrasive August 23, 2011
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