wed-ding

The marriage of two ding-a-lings.

The wed-ding of Max and Marsha, two of our town's ding-a-lings, was last Saturday.

by circus room October 22, 2012

wedding

An important day coming up in Kevin Voelker's life.

Kevin Voelker & Kelly McNamee's wedding will be "off the hook".

by snowJT1 October 20, 2008

Magnolia Wedding

Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.

Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.

by Jorge Dos Santos March 5, 2011

Wedding Speech

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.

Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!

by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018

mexican wedding

A cocktail:
one cup champagne with a shot glass of gold tequila dropped in

Scott dropped a shot of tequila into his champagne and chugged the Mexican wedding.

by jojowasaman February 7, 2009

lol wedding

Term given to the act of sending out invitations for one's wedding via Facebook or Myspace.

Inbox (1)
Subject: LOL Wedding!!!
Hai guyz I'm getting married, ur all invited!

by Cds September 25, 2007

mexican wedding

A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.

Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.

Brad was completely embarrassed for trying a Mexican Wedding and failing.

by M1K3 April 13, 2007