weapon of ass destruction

alt. Chung Uk
an object that will mutilate an ass via multiple passes with a 'pulverize' function, usually with a phallic object

fuck that chilli felt like a chung-uk

weapon of ass destruction by Wan King Way September 5, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

When two (or more) representatives who talk out of their asses clash. Hopefully it ends up with a re-election, but this may not always happen.

He maintained that they had weapons of ass destruction .

weapon of ass destruction by Roz February 15, 2004

weapon of mass destruction 

a dildo or strap on

Brett found a weapon of mass destruction in this guys top drawer

weapon of mass destruction by shari March 10, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

weapon of ass destruction by Kristen December 3, 2003

weapon of mass consumption 

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.

"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"

weapon of mass consumption by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013

weapon of mass destinkytion

(noun) A person employed for the use of detination and distruction via anal gas excretion.

Holy shit I think I might die from that smell. The government should hire him as a weapon of mass destinkytion.

weapon of mass destinkytion by Jennifer the wise February 4, 2006

Weapon Of Lone Destruction 

A gun.

I don't need a Weapon Of Lone Destruction to define my manhood. But if you need a one to compensate for your inadequacies, that's your prerogative.

Weapon Of Lone Destruction by ThreeDigitIQ March 12, 2011