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Naval Warfare

A spontaneous game played by two individuals whereas one shouts at any given moment, "NAVAL WAAAARFFAAAAARE!" very drawn out like and such. The two players then proceed to violently ram stomachs together. The word "NAVAL WARFARE!" was once said by one man to another. The other mistook it for, "NAVEL WARFARE!" thus the game being created. The game cannot be lost or won. Enjoy with your friends.
Friend1: NAVAL WARFARE
Friend2: AW HELL YEAH
*Furious bellybutton touching ensues*
by Tofubox August 27, 2013
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poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.
My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.
by Doggie walker May 13, 2021
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Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.
Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
by mw2freak October 14, 2009
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NoCo Neck Warmer

Northern Colorado Mullet- Business in the Front, Party in the Back

Popularized by Northern Colorado's version of Brody Jenner, Colten Niño- a "famous" motocross professional.
1. "Damn bro, that's a nice NoCo Neck Warmer you got there."

2. "Did you see Colten's new NoCo Neck Warmer?"
by 970gayboy May 27, 2010
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Alaskan Pipe Warmer

Prior to performing the act of fellatio, your partner places a mentholated lozenge in their mouth and sucks on it until their entire mouth and tongue are filled with a very warm sensation. Then she (or he) performs fellatio, thus transferring that warming sensation onto the receiving man's penis.
Last night my girlfriend sucked on a Halls cough drop then gave me an amazing blow job. The warming made my penis get so hot, it was incredible!

Plus, the hard cough drop in her mouth felt just as if she had a tongue stud too... WOW!

She sure warmed up my pipe! It was the best Alaskan Pipe Warmer I had ever received.
by richEK January 16, 2011
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nilla waifer

Basically your average white chick; not remarkabley attractive, not hideous either, and a bit on the thin side; as in the Nilla Wafer cookie. Used sometimes by black folks to describe a white chick or their girlfriends.
D'wayne's got hiself a cute lil' nilla waifer to buy him some shit!

Tina Fey and Paris Hilton are Morgan and Nicole Ritchie nilla waifers.
by Tenacious Faulker May 1, 2009
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