wanking

wanking by using your hand by holding your dick and moving it up and down

im wanking over lowri

by rich December 1, 2003

wanks

multiple wanking,

i had three wanks today, i was batting out dry ones at the end

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

wanking on

To enthusiastically talk about one subject for an extended period of time. Originated in Salisbury, England at a company called 4com.

For gods sake Ryan, stop wanking on about it!

by Paul Bushell August 31, 2007

wanking

To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.

Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.

by sexatron October 19, 2007

Wanked

For one too be absolutely and unequivocally mind-fucked. A wanked state of consciousness usually occurs around finals week, when students are reduced to angry twitching wankers.

Wanked can also carry the connotations of being really fucked up on some dank shit.

"Well, I was gonna start studying for my history final but I was way too wanked to pull it off."

"Dude some sticky purp got in last night and i was basically wanked outta my skull"

by Wankaaaaaaaaaa' March 2, 2010

Wank

Slang British term for the predominantly male act of masturbation.

I wank every day
I'm dying for a wank

by Double G August 7, 2006

Wanking

Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...

"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal"

"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"

by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011