Vomit Carousel 

When you're badly hungover and you can feel your stomach churning and churning at variable speeds, and you know that eventually you're just gonna projectile vom all over the place.

"How're you feeling after last night pal?"
"Eurgh, not good. I thought i might be feeling better because the vomit carousel stopped for a while, but it's just hit full speed again"

Vomit Carousel by Lola Ramone January 25, 2013

vomit beard 

When you vomit so much that it covers the outside of your mouth and looks like a beard.

Eric: "Dude, I got so drunk last night!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"

vomit beard by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014

vomit bomber 

A vomit bomber is when a dunk guy pukes on your cat or on your girlfriend's head and doe's not apologize.

Someone who can't keep down their beer or liquor.

Beware of the Vomit Bomber!!!

vomit bomber by Mr háñdsòme May 1, 2014

vomit diabetes 

When you are so disgustedly happy with a situation

You guys make me wanna vomit diabetes

vomit diabetes by gfranx November 20, 2014

Vomit Comet 

(Noun) - Vomit that comes out of your nose
(Verb) - The act of vomiting out of your nose

(Noun): When I got sick last night, not only did I vomit, I also unleashed a vomit comet.
(Verb): If you think you are going to get sick, please don't vomit comet all over the toilet.
(Verb Past-tense): I told the doctor that I Vomit Cometed when I got sick.

Vomit Comet by Randomdude90 January 31, 2015

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

Vomit cock by BirdShitter April 19, 2016

Vomit Lolly 

When your woman vomits whilst giving you a blow job and then licks the vomit off like she's licking a lollipop.

Did you hear Chelsey ate a Vomit Lolly in the car last night?

Vomit Lolly by KZK January 17, 2017