Velocititties

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion

Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.

by ceegeetee September 24, 2009

velociperiority

n. The affect or emotion experienced upon viewing a traffic jam on the opposite side of the freeway, while you yourself zip along at (or above) the speed limit.

I felt the velociperiority wash over me in waves as I sped by the sorry bastards standing still on the southbound 405.

by CeeLuck September 15, 2010

valmorphanize

From the Movie "Team America World Police" A change in a vehicle's structure and function by pressing a red button.

OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now.

by [AE] Gremlin October 15, 2004

valmorification

noun, 1. the condition of having become different.
-see also valmorpharized.
-see also valmorphanized.

"The valmorification worked!"
-TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

velocity

Change in position over change in time. A measure of how fast something is moving. Measured in m/s, ft/s, mph or km/h.

The velocity of the roller coaster is 20 meters per second.

by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

VelociRapture

(veh-loss-ih-RAP-chur)

The speed at which the Apocalypse accelerates;

History repeating itself to the time when the Dinosaurs were annihilated and Earth reconstructed itself;

Jesus Christ comes back as a Velociraptor and devours all of mankind;

29But immediately after the tribulation of those days the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 30and then shall appear the sign of the VelociRapture in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Velociraptor riding on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 31And he shall send forth his Microraptors with a great sound of a battle cry, and they shall gather together his elect from the gates of Jurassic Heaven, from one end of Earth to the other.

by Sinful Divinity April 4, 2011

Velociraptor Arm

Also known as VA, velociraptor arm is the injury received when breaking your arm during skating or during other extreme activities. The end result looks like a velociraptor arm.

Dude I went to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4KbffVmnZk&feature=related and the guy had serious Velociraptor arm.

by senor pockitz March 28, 2009