Varney

Someone who is slow moving and lazy as fuck. A two legged tortoise.

That dude is such a Varney. He slacks off at work and expect to get paid more for his laziness.

by Donkeypox July 19, 2022

Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.

That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome

by Donkeypox July 21, 2022

varnieka

A stupid ass bitch who is dumb a pick me and a bragger..and a Snitch..no amount of make up fixes her face or personality😑✊

varnieka!!

by I luv myself and food and November 17, 2022

Varnard

Kind caring person, loved by a lot of girls and very popular

Usually shy but is known by a lot of people

Good to date

Varnard is so kind

by Hdshsjsjsjsjsnszjsj August 20, 2024

varnam

Varnam is very cool guy. He is actually funny but sometimes will make very cheap jokes that will define him. The guy name varnam is usually found with Fat body. If you have Varnam as your friend or you just know him try to stay away from him as he might injured you.

That boy don't know how to play cricket is he varnam

by Abababababababab February 22, 2024

Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

Varnian

1. Someone from Varna (Bulgarian Town).
2. A virgin soldier, usually killed in action.

-> Originates from the Polish king Włądysław III 'Warneńczyk' (aka Ladislaus III of Varna), who died a virgin while trying to crusade in the Balkans.

Joe: "Yo dude, remember Vlad?"
Dude: "Yeah, wasn't he the Varnian who died by trying to raid a kebab shop cuz the kebab pizza increased in price by 30 cents?"
Joe: "Yeah dude inflation has shagged us to the brim."

by Seacole June 11, 2025