Vagstinence

Abstaining from vagina

I would have sex with her, but I'm practicing vagstinence

by LeeeeroyJ August 29, 2017

vansterpreneur

3-way portmanteau of

Vancouver Hipster Entrepreneur

"Oh! I get it now. You didn't open a coffee shop that sells crème brûlée;

this is a crème brûlée shop that has coffee! Makes sense. But to be a true vansterpreneur you need a chalkboard full of ironic-pun-brûlée flavours."
"Agreed, that's why we have two."
"Touche sir! Touche. Mind if I vape while you brule?"

by choga March 29, 2020

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

valsagra

The absolute mad lad. The giga chad. True gamer if you will.

Damn, Valsagra is absolutely goated with the sticks what a guy.

by nonforgivable PP May 19, 2021

valntynegirl

A poopoo head who listens to dance monkey and astronaut in the ocean she also is a die hard baby gater and larrie she’s also my pookie bae 🥺🥺🥺

Valntynegirl is such a pookie poopoo 🥺🤞 #gurlboss #fartisstinky #ishartedmum

by Poopoopeefartshari May 29, 2021

valsaloha

the best ibf to ever exist, funniest person🤠🙄, very gay🥺😨, "val takes five thousand and fifty years to take a shit" -faye

idk what to put here help (from cori) valsaloha

by coriloveschristmas November 7, 2021

Vast Abrupt

The postulation that optimization does not lead to a structure-of-truth or epistemology.

The Vast Abrupt refers to the phenomenon of optimization-being unable to lead humanity to the truth; because optimization contains an uncountable number of permutable-values.

The inclusion of 'abrupt' refers to the self-emergence of epistemology of-its-own-desire.

by flightfacilities November 22, 2021