vaginaism

1) n. The faith, doctrine, system, and practice of vagina worship.

2. n. A joke or humorous phrase about the vagina.

1) He follows viginaism.

2) The group laughed after hearing John's latest vaginaism.

by El Mijon July 31, 2008

vagina

A giant hole that dicks like to fall into

Jim's dick fell into Susy's vagina with pleasure!

by Im here! March 9, 2016

Vagina

The only reason you looked this up is because looking at the definitions makes you horny

Stop looking up vagina

by Rbdhr ejd December 2, 2019

vagina

An insult at times, but luckily there is a quick and witty comeback for such terms.

Idiot: You my good sir are a vagina.

Smart Kid: Why yes, that is true! You know what they say: you are what you eat!

by fongfan July 25, 2006

Vagina

A penis' bestfriend.

Curtis put his penis into Jill's vagina and had fun for hours.

by Sexyman15 August 6, 2011

Vagina

The black hole between women's legs that sucks all common sense from men, forcing them to do its every bidding.

Girl: "Can I have a ride?"

Guy: "No."
Girl: "Please? I'll have to walk 6 miles..."

Guy: "Tough shit."
Girl: "...I'll have sex with you."
Guy: *Picks up girl, throws her in the car, jumps into the drivers seat and peals off at speeds his car had never before reached leaving a flaming trail behind him*

Moral:
Who runs the world? Girls.

Why? Because they have vaginas.

by Fatass Sumo July 21, 2014

Vagina

The pleasurable part of the female that can be fingered, banged, fucked, sucked, etc.

Fuck that vagina!

by djwan August 7, 2012