Cave Update Syndrome

Wanting something so much that you send hate mail just because it differs of what you expected for it to be.

When Mojang released Buzzy Bees update, fans had a severe case of Cave Update Syndrome.

by fneidneinwdioedowsj July 22, 2021

Gun Mettle Update

A well balanced combination of the Valve FPS game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive's weapon case system and skins system, and the weapons of the Valve FPS game: Team Foretess 2. This update to the game has been thought to try to help Team Fortress's trading appeal to some Counter Strike: Global Offensive traders. Adding 3 new maps and finishing a promised one (the snowplow was a lie!) Snowplow, Borneo, Powerhouse, and Suijun this gave Team Fortress 2 players a little something to chew on.

*random steam guy with #TF:GO at end of name*: "It's time to test my Gun Mettle in this new Gun Mettle update."

*another random guy*: "Wow this really made up for the E.T.O.L update!"

by thatoldguyoverthere August 24, 2015

The Snapchat Update

The day Snapchat Fucked us all

Back in my day, before the Snapchat Update, Snapchat had equity.

by Fucksnapchat February 10, 2018

Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

update-a-roony

A snazzy way of saying "update" (noun)

I called my friend Skippy to give him the update-a-roony on what we were planning for the evening.

by Despook September 26, 2006

Cave update

I play minecraft, but minecrafters are tough. We deal with not having a cave update. Besides, I don't see a problem with the caves that we have

friend: hey me need a cave update
me: we play minecraft, were tuff, and we don't need a cave update

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 February 11, 2020

Whore Update

A Whore Update (often used with exclamation points: i.e. "Whore Update!") is a term for an update/post online, often on a social networking site from either a male or female (usually female) exhibiting their wares (sexually). This can be done through seemingly innocent posts in order to disguise the whorishness of the poster. Example: Here is my new puppy (photo of puppy and cleavage). Whore updates from more brazen individuals will be pictures displaying "outfits" "swinwear" and/or blatantly provocative poses.

Note: This can be used in any medium whether it be print, textual, video, photos, or other media. However, currently most whore updates are through photos.

Most picture posts on Facebook are whore updates.

Many whore update photos are taken in the bathroom or at parties.

by TRASHMANBOB December 16, 2011