unc status

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo

Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status

by egskibidi June 13, 2024

Mizzy the Unc

A jolly old Zio/unc with the best drip. This Zio/unc is actually a young jit who dresses like a Zio at a wedding. He will go down in history as Unc.

Person 1: “Yo who is that?”
Person 2: It’s Mizzy the Unc
“Unc Unc Unc Unc”

by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025

unc willy

unc willy is a unc willy.......

"hey unc willy do you have any sausages?"

by Nilmano March 18, 2025

Unc

Literally Any person over the age of 18

David : how old you is dylan?

Dylan : oh I turned 18 a month ago, why?

David : damn unc go take your meds

by Don’t know why I do this’s May 11, 2024

Duke vs UNC

GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.

Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.

Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )

by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021

unc

An old timer who either yaps like a motherfucker about the good old days or gives shitty boomer advice.

Unc: Back in my day, we worked our backs for 50 hours without a rest and we didnt whine like you people do!
Sane person: yes unc

by Conkundrom February 22, 2024

unc

jimmy lu

this unc is so old and smells like mulch

by Pisskinklmao April 2, 2025