Mike Tyson

A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.

*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*

Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?

John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."

by nick'n'johnny September 16, 2006

Tyson Chomp

giving someone oral sex and then biting their penis off.

Tyson: This time it won't be the ear.

Holyfield: Oh, that feels so good.AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a Tyson Chomp.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Tyson Ritter

OH MY GOD!!! Tyson Ritter is one of the hottest guys everrr, he so sweet, gives AMAZING hugs and is one on the best lead singers in the world. He also cares a lot about his fans (especially the die hard fans) he'll stop to take at least one last pic with his truest fan (ME :p) before he goes to sound check, but all together hes a lovely, hot piece of man candy that anyone wishes they could be with ;)

Tyson Ritter is one fine piece of man candy :0

by Britter_AAR May 23, 2010

tyson tickler

A sex move that is performed in the "doggie style" position. The guy sticks his four fingers up the ass of the girl. After removing the fingers some time later, the guy will sweep the spread fingers across the the girl's face from opposite forehead to opposite chin, leaving a mike tyson-like tattoo of feces. This move is only reserved for the grimiest of bitches.

That had to be the grimiest ho I've ever seen. She was a perfect candidate for a tyson tickler.

by posborn215 January 14, 2008

Tyson Taylor

Some one who Is know for being a sexy beast possibly the sexy man alive

“Tyson Taylor is a sexy beast”

by Jamesdrysale April 24, 2021

Tyson Goldsack

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.

Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.

by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012

Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017