Kingwood, Tx

The best little town in Texas! So modern but so unique. Kingwood High School AKA (Kingweed High school) is the only High school in town.

Jason: Kingwood, Tx is awesome!!

James: I know!
Jason: lets go puts soap in the fountains.
James: ok.Why not

by ireland_dria December 3, 2010

Gatesville,Tx

Gatesville is a city in and the county seat of Coryell County in Central Texas, United States of America. The population was 15,591 at the 2000 census. The city has five of the eight prisons and state jails for women operated by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, and one of the facilities, the Mountain View Unit, has the state's death row for women.

Gatesville is home to the Mitchell Collection that is said to be the largest spur collection in the world and earned Gatesville the title "Spur Capital of Texas", as well as one of the last fully operational, full-time drive-in theaters in Texas.

In 2000, The Gatesville Hornets won the Texas State 3A High School Football Championship.

Former President George W. Bush's Prairie Chapel Ranch is less than 25 miles northeast of Gatesville in nearby McLennan County.

The Leon River runs past Gatesville and crosses under Main Street (U.S. 84) on the west end of town.

Gatesville,Tx Spur Capital of Texas

by BanditTheGreat1986 September 1, 2011

Beaumont, TX

A small city in the southeastern region of Texas, commonly referred to as "the asshole of Texas." Beaumont and its surrounding area is a melting pot of sorts for negative stereotypes. it houses its fair share of bible-beating, racist rednecks, ghetto-ass black people, illegal mexican roofers and silk shirt-clad Pakistani convenience store owners. Beaumont is also well known for its unbearable, all encompassing odor. Many have compared it to the smell of a dead fish stuffed into a shit filled sweatsock. It is always important to remember that this city should be avoided at all costs.

Guy 1: Oh god, it smells like shit out here!

Guy 2: You obviously haven't been to Beaumont, TX.

Guy 1: What?

Guy 2: Exactly.

by KSiZL March 28, 2011

Granbury tx

Granbury full of fakes and fuckboys who will cheat on there girl

Full of crackheads

Racist people

Cops harassing people for fun

Granbury tx

Girl boyfriend-hey wanna fuck

Girlfriend best friend-only if you give me meth

Boyfriend-Ight two grams of meth

by Granbury high school student March 3, 2019

Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX

Best New Brewery in Austin, TX. Can be found at local bars in Austin, Houston and Dallas.

"Dude! Is that a Circle brew?"
"Yea Bro, I'm all about the Blur"
"Dude, I'm all about the Envy"

Additional examples can be found at Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX

by 2hot2handle2cold2hold September 29, 2011

Austin, TX

The capital of the state Texas, USA. Known as "Live Music Capital of the World". A liberal beacon of enlightenment in an otherwise ignorant state full of rednecks.

All the hippies got sick of San Francisco so they moved to Austin.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

Austin, TX

The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.

Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.

by Troi_Baker June 3, 2021