Twinkies

Young boy toys in their late teens or early twenties who have been initiated prematurely into the world of clubbing.

Twinkies often live very recklessly.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 04, 2004

Twinky

A stuck up, snobby, prep-like bitch.
Usually a cheerleader etc..
Like to make fun of goths, punks or anyone else that isnt 'like them'.
Also: Twinkie

Twinkie girl 1: omg..look at HER
*points to goth,punk,skater etc...*
Twinkie friends: omg! they are sooo uncool

by Tina November 01, 2003

twinkie

an asian pretending to be white

that chinese is such a twinkie

by rfgthjk August 31, 2011

twinkie

1) a yellow, cream-filled pastry

2) another term for a cocaine hydrochloride "rock"

3) two people dressed similarly

1) dude I'm like soooo craving a twinkie right now

2) dude, pass me that twinkie

3) dude, look us, we're like totally twinkies!

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

twinkie

1. A believer in Creationism/Intelligent Design, interference of church in secular government who conflates pedestrian sentimentality and superstition with science, ethics and legality. 2. Someone who consistently trolls science, news/current events, religion and atheism chatrooms and forums posting misinformation, distortions and outright lies in order to support a puerile teleology. 3. A willful ignoramus, a scientific and legal illiterate, an intellectual lightweight.

The twinkie attempted to "prove" specious claims by posting links that were unrelated to the topic.

by XaurreauX July 16, 2008

Twinkies

The fat rolls on the back of a white mans head. On a black person the same thing would be called HoHos

You're so fat it looks like you've got Twinkies hanging on the back of your head.

by JeLL0 April 11, 2012

twinky

A 10 year old trapped in a skinny 21 year old's body. He is very youthful, spontaneous and everybody loves having around, unless there is something seriously wrong with you.

Uh, that is so Twinky.

by vokio January 23, 2007