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To post 140 character updates on Twitter.
I was twatting about the party I went to last night.
Twat by Prohibit October 17, 2009

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The kind of person who writes definitions of people's names on this website
I Am A TWAT
twat by twatty09 January 6, 2009

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1. Derived from England, referring to the genitalia of a woman.

2. Used to refer to a person who is stupid; similar to fucktard
1. Close your legs, I can see your twat!

2. Did you seriously just misspell "urban"? God, you are such a twat.
twat by livingdictionary October 26, 2014

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Asshole or just english duss used in the UK
"Simon you twat"

"Nah mate, piss off you cunt"

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To forcibly strike
Charlie is mildly choking on a grain of rice...

“Charlie, would you like me to twat you on the back?”
Twat by Toist November 22, 2019

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A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!
twat by c November 28, 2019
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