Turkeytron

From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turkey who is apparently the great (x5) grandfather of GOBLOX, a turkey destined to lead a rebellion against master chickens in the future.

Turkeytron's stories are usually extremely long and characterized by his voice echoing, along with a cloud of fog or smoke billowing in to create a dramatic effect. The smoke is quickly dissipated whenever his stories are interrupted.

"This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY (enter smoke) about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me....marshmallow."

--Turkeytron

by miss mooseybear March 29, 2008

Turkey-Cock

A limp dicked individual. Incapable of functioning in any setting. Especially when a female is involved.

Look at that Turkey-Cock across the bar. He's not getting anywhere.

by Mike badass November 5, 2009

talk turkey

it usually refers to speaking frankly, discussing hard facts, or getting down to serious business.

larry-"i'm not to sure if i want buy the ring for 2,500 cuz it has flaws"
tim-"there are no flaws in it, i had it checked myself"
larry-"well i seen better rings by another client"
tim-"lets talk turkey, the watch and ring for 6,000"
larry-"5,000"
tim-"NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME WHERE"

by x February 26, 2004

Jive Turkey

A person that talks as if they know something they do not. A liar. Someone who constantly reminds you of how awesome they are but they are the opposite of awesome.

Jive turkey- "I'm so awesome, you'll never meet anyone as awesome as me..like ever"

Me- "shut yo mouth....fuckin jive turkey"

"Look at that chick taking selfies like she's a model, she's such a jive turkey"

by C. Alice November 24, 2014

Turkey legs

small snappy legs, usualy on someone with a large upper body similar to a funnel

nice legs you turkey

by don May 31, 2004

wild turkey

A alcholic beverage that will make you walk side-ways, and make the ugliest girls look pretty!

I cant believe I fucked that fat chick side-ways after I drank that WILD TURKEY last night!

by Ryan B July 24, 2003

Turkey Plate

Another way of saying a man is limp-wristed or a queer. Implying that plate of turkey is too heavy for his delicate hands and wrists to sustain the weight.

How could he beat me in a fight? He's turkey plate. He may actually fuck up his own hands trying to hit me.

by DizzySpellX January 21, 2010