Typically a man that is obsessed with sports..his dream is to be an All Black one day and date Richie Mccaw. He has a generous head of thick brown hair and is known to be short in stature... But not short in attitude! He is always surrounded by many friends and often drink. He likes girls named Jessica. Be like trapper.
by Clip on Koala December 12, 2018
Get the Trapper mug.A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.
“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
by gdrew94 December 26, 2018
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Get the The Hardest Trapper mug.A younger man who seeks out older women. Unlike the cougar hunter or cougar hawk, the trapper prefers to watch his prey from afar, using subtlety and patience to win the day.
1. "Brad keeps eying all the MILFs who come through here, but he never makes a move.
2. "He's just biding his time, dude, like a trapper."
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by Lord Fendleberry September 26, 2010
Get the trapper mug.One who is still a virgin in the eyes of intoxication to the point of no return. Once you close your eyes you see a barrage of shapes twirling circular motions towards your retina while slowly entering your cerebral cortex and slowly begin to realize that you are not you in human form, but in fact you are a baby. Basically, a nice way to say you can't hang.
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