Taped

Paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.

Guy 1: It's National Margarita Day! Let's get drunk!
Guy 2: I'm at the DMV trying to get a new license, there's mad red tape; I'm taped.

Guy: Hey, what are you doing tonight? Want to get dinner?
Girl: I can't, I'm taped to my W2s. Today is the last day to file taxes.

by AnctRome September 8, 2013

tragedy

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on

When you lose control and you have no soul, it's tragedy

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

trapped in a closet

Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.

That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.

by Trappa C December 8, 2006

trapdoor

During the inhale or exhale process of smoking a bong or other devices, a trap door occurs when the flow of air is stopped abruptly by a cough which constricts the wind pipe to the lung. This traps the smoke inside the lungs and causes extended exposure, resulting in temporary distress to the user's throat and/or lungs.

John: *sinks a bong, holds breath, then coughs all the smoke out*
Dan: LOL John just trapdoored

by fishayee December 8, 2011

trampede

Derived from "stampede", a trampede is a cluster of women, usually from age 18-21 that roam the winter streets in short skirts and heels, usually looking for a frat or house party of any sort. They are almost invariably easy to sleep with, and can be easily spotted on any given college campus due to their tendency to make loud, annoying noises and fall down.

"Looks like a big trampede coming our way, Joey."

"Yeah dude, I heard them a mile away."

by Tommy Eggie January 28, 2009

Trapeize

When a male can't get an erection. When he has a erectile disfunction.Grebs often use knowing that chavs are too ignorant to know the meaning so they are left bewildered.

Chav: filthy skanky Greb
Greb: Think your tough...frikkin trapeize!
Chav: huh?

by Kitty_Kat_115 March 8, 2009

Tramped Out

When you cant be bothered to make an effort, and get dressed nicely.

Louise: 'Do you want to go for a meal'
Kirsty: 'I can't go in a restaurant like this! Im real Tramped Out'

or

Louise: 'Do you want to go in town?'
Kirsty: 'Yer i will do, but im only going Tramped Out'

by Laaad December 15, 2008