What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".
"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."
by Telephony March 18, 2020
Get the fruiton torpedoes mug.1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011
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THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....
by ifuknewmylovewashere September 7, 2011
Get the Keeley Torpy mug.An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.
E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.
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