shit tornado

An uncomfortable situation resulting in embarrassment.

I felt the condom fall off in his hand I knew the officer would be upset, it was a shit tornado.

by sergio georgini February 9, 2005

Tornado

Bad Ass wind thing... F'ks up houses, trees, trailer parks. makes cows fly, Helen Hunt make out with men and drives women wild when the tounge creates the cyclone motion in the safety of the cellar if u catch my drift :P

OMG that tornado just f'kd up Johnnys house... its a Bad Ass wind thing

by Gibbons29 September 7, 2011

southern tornado

When two fat chicks are scissoring on a rotating bed, and they pour maple syrup on eachother

Oh man! i think those to fat chicks are doing the southern tornado

by senorchubbs October 9, 2007

golden tornado

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.

The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.

by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005

Tornadocanes

When tornadoes fuse with hurricanes, they become Tornadocanes, a natural disaster so powerful it has actually gained sentience and has begun to commit Identity theft.

"Tornadocanes are sweeping across the country, which is a sure sign that identity theft is on the rise, and the end is upon us!"

by WeekendUpdate October 20, 2008

Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt

Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.

cunt: you are such a loser... noone likes you.

MAN: and your a Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt!

by bigbigbigbitch July 28, 2010

karma tornado

when karma finally comes back around to kick you in the ass and it devastates you beyond belief, this is called a karma tornado. KARMA tornadoes come only to those who deserve them;

The karma tornado finally came down and the feng shui in wendys office couldnt stop the force from kicking her out on her ass.

by fort atkinson angel June 25, 2008