blow torch

when you give a guy oral sex while giving him a hand job at the same time

I gave a guy a blow torch

by katalina November 16, 2003

boy toucher

1. A male pedophile, molester, or pervert that likes to touch young boys.

You should be one to talk about looks Joe. You look like a fuckin Boy Toucher.

by Kwicherbichen July 29, 2007

Blue Torching

Saving up your cum by not masturbating for a long period of time, thus resulting in blue balls. Then you have sex with a girl and burst on her covering her with cum.

bro my girl is into blue torching, im not going to masturbate for awhile.

by Rlvers April 8, 2011

touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Torcher

A painful shit that is caused by eating fast food, lapping up hot sauce, drinking lots of tequila, etc. During and after the event your asshole burns due to the damage caused to your intestinal track.

The first thing I did when I woke up on Sunday afternoon was sit on the john and let loose a loud, liquid torcher.

by Big Balla August 23, 2005

alaskan blow torch

Alaskan blow torch is were a male dips his penis in kerosene and proceeds to light his dick on fire and a female extinguish's His dick with her mouth.

"I have kerosene, so why not do the alaskan blow torch!"

by dissel69 December 15, 2014