tomato shankie

“someone who gets a 29/100 on a math quiz 😘”
— shank

“*face turns bright red* GUYS I GOT A 29 OUTTA 100 ON A MATH QUIZ THAT IS OUT OF 30 WHAT DO I DO MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME!! I AM LITERALLY TOMATO SHANKIE RIGHT NOW”

by bonjovi_isaking29 March 3, 2022

Juicy Tomatos

A word used to discreetly alert the attention of a friend to a fat persons kankles in an awkward or enclosed social situation.

Derek - "Hey Farrel... check those Juicy Tomatos!"
Fat Woman - "???"

by Derek Crystal May 5, 2007

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

Black Tomato

A type of marijuana. The kind that gets you really high.

Buyer: Yo dude, hit me up with some Black tomato.
Dealer: Haha. I see your gonna get blown tonight.
Buyer: Fuck yea man!

by kickass417 June 22, 2009

Splatty Tomato

When you are given a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes, you are given a “Splatty Tomato.”

I don’t want to see that movie. It’s a Splatty Tomato.

by brad June 11, 2018

tennessee tomato sauce

When a girl queefs straight period blood in your face as a prehistoric defense mechanism.

"get back or I'll use my trap card!" "No! You don't mean?!" "That's right, the Tennessee tomato sauce!"

by PappaQTip June 11, 2019

Nigga tomato

A tomato that belongs to a nigga

Rodrick: look at Tyrone he so dumb I’m going to steal his Nigga tomato

by JorgeHat March 9, 2021