touch and go

refers to the situation surrounding a narrow escape or avoidance of a difficult issue.

"So all of a sudden my girlfriend is sobbing on the couch and talking about how we're never going to get married and her family hates her! I managed to calm her down, but boy was it tense! It was touch and go for a few minutes there."

by fire and rain December 3, 2003

Bad Touch Trio

a trio consisting of a Prussian, French and Spaniard touching others in an inappropriate way

OMG! It's the Bad Touch Trio!" "OMG! They're so hot! But cover your vitals!

by EmpressPhillip October 24, 2010

Touch dic

the most epic naming fail ever. i mean relly who the fuck names a game touch dic

"hey dude did you play star fox on the ds yet?"
"no man im too busy playing touch dic"
"omgwtfbbq!!!!!"

by Markvoodle October 20, 2009

Thuck you

A response for when someone you hate does something nice to you.
A combination of "thank you" and "fuck you".

"Here have this fuckin cup of coffee you asshole"
"Thuck you Jimmy"

by Commentur The Great March 12, 2021

Toucha

A person who trys to get something out of others for nothing in return; pimp

"Dude, Look at you with your ho's, you're such a toucha"

by Emzza January 14, 2009

Teuchter

Originally meaing someone from the Highlands of Scotland, the word has become bastardised over the years with the definition becoming more and more loose.

An actual teuchter: someone from the Highlands
A teuchter in Aberdeen: someone from the countryside
A teuchter in Dundee: someone from Aberdeen
A teuchter in Edinburgh: someone from the north
A teuchter in Glasgow: someone from literally anywhere other than Glasgow

"I'm from Edinburgh"

Weegie: "haaawwww yer a teuchter man!"

by purefanny565 January 12, 2021

touch-butt

A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.

You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.

by ninja shinobi July 31, 2016