Thigh jobs aren't limited to women of large size. Weight, and ability or willingness to suck dick have nothing to do with it. A Thigh Job is when *anyone* wraps their thighs on a cock and wiggles.
Jim really gave me a great thigh job last night; even though he has skinny legs he grips like a vice.
by Telmah July 15, 2005
The little tiny circle bruises left on a girl's thigh while getting pounded by a slim man with sharp hip bones.
1. That guy Danny, he's a real thigh-bruiser.
2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!
3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"
2. Oh hell yea he's sexy, and what a thigh-bruiser!
3. While looking in the mirror in the morning, I thought, "Had me a thighbruiser last nite...Guess that mean's I cant fuck this other guy tonite!"
by Queen Jean August 15, 2005
by BrazyWayne January 15, 2019
by musicisme000 July 23, 2011
A pejorative term for a person with large thighs, alluding to the sound of thighs hitting against each other.
Person 1: Whoa, check out thunder thighs over there. EARTHQUAKE!
Person 2: Actually, I think thunder thighs and wide hips are kinda hot.
Person 2: Actually, I think thunder thighs and wide hips are kinda hot.
by D-S February 19, 2006
by NAWWMEAN July 11, 2009
3L:
Kare wa pekori to ojigi shite watashi ni kiita
Doko he yuku no? Nani wo suru no?
Watashi nani mo ienakute naita no
Utsumuita kono odeko tonton tataita no wa
Kimi nano kana? Chigau no kana?
Me wo aketai no ni mada kowain da
MC God:
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy)
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
MC Prophet:
Bitch, I'm 'bout to fuck this cutie so I whip out my katana
And I knock this lil' bitch out with just one hit like I'm Saitama
Why you act like I'm just starting? Like lil' bitch, I don't want drama
I still fly when she says "No," call me Shigeo Kageyama, ayy
Sword fighting with my penis like I'm in a fuckin' dojo
All these bitches want me like my name was fuckin' JoJo
Damn, my penis is too tiny like it was a no show
Bitch don't want your coochie, watch anime with the bros though
Kare wa pekori to ojigi shite watashi ni kiita
Doko he yuku no? Nani wo suru no?
Watashi nani mo ienakute naita no
Utsumuita kono odeko tonton tataita no wa
Kimi nano kana? Chigau no kana?
Me wo aketai no ni mada kowain da
MC God:
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy)
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
MC Prophet:
Bitch, I'm 'bout to fuck this cutie so I whip out my katana
And I knock this lil' bitch out with just one hit like I'm Saitama
Why you act like I'm just starting? Like lil' bitch, I don't want drama
I still fly when she says "No," call me Shigeo Kageyama, ayy
Sword fighting with my penis like I'm in a fuckin' dojo
All these bitches want me like my name was fuckin' JoJo
Damn, my penis is too tiny like it was a no show
Bitch don't want your coochie, watch anime with the bros though
anime thighs Wonder:
Sailor Moon my motherfuckin' bitch
I might pull up, give those thighs a little motherfuckin' kiss
And man if you talkin' shit, tell Ryuk you on the list
Yeah, your sister is my groupie, she take this anime dick
Okay, okay, like little bitch, I don't care if that fat ass is 2D
Score a bounty on that pussy, you can call me Spike Lee
Puttin' out fire, gettin' ice, bitch, I'm Todoroki
And if you got some shit to say then you can say it to me
MC God:
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy)
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy)
MC Prophet:
Asuna, Asuna, Mikasa, please
Can you just give me head? Please, just get on your knees
Bitch, I'll beat up that ass like my name is Bruce Lee
And I'll eat up that pussy like I'm Kaneki, ayy
All these people rhyming, are they even trying?
I be buying all this hentai so I jerk it, I'm not lying
Now I'm sighing 'cause I want Hatsune Miku, now I'm crying
When I fuck anime bitches I'll be moaning and be whining, ayy
Thick thighs look sexy
Even when especially she decides to wear her dress
UwU, nuzzles on my neck
Now we layin' on the bed
Man, I love my body pillow especially givin' head
You know what's next
Sailor Moon my motherfuckin' bitch
I might pull up, give those thighs a little motherfuckin' kiss
And man if you talkin' shit, tell Ryuk you on the list
Yeah, your sister is my groupie, she take this anime dick
Okay, okay, like little bitch, I don't care if that fat ass is 2D
Score a bounty on that pussy, you can call me Spike Lee
Puttin' out fire, gettin' ice, bitch, I'm Todoroki
And if you got some shit to say then you can say it to me
MC God:
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy)
Anime thighs when she open up so wide, I got a twinkle in my eye
(Huh?) pussy is so tight, I just really wanna pipe
Oh my God, she got them big ass titties, she's only "Wow" (Ayy, ayy)
MC Prophet:
Asuna, Asuna, Mikasa, please
Can you just give me head? Please, just get on your knees
Bitch, I'll beat up that ass like my name is Bruce Lee
And I'll eat up that pussy like I'm Kaneki, ayy
All these people rhyming, are they even trying?
I be buying all this hentai so I jerk it, I'm not lying
Now I'm sighing 'cause I want Hatsune Miku, now I'm crying
When I fuck anime bitches I'll be moaning and be whining, ayy
Thick thighs look sexy
Even when especially she decides to wear her dress
UwU, nuzzles on my neck
Now we layin' on the bed
Man, I love my body pillow especially givin' head
You know what's next
by fets_luck June 09, 2021