big greasy

a nikname for an overweight person.

"hey yo, big greasy!"

by justin l lewis November 30, 2015

greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.

After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008

Greasy emo

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.

Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*

by its_saturn February 17, 2009

greasy fig

To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.

I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.

by Ben kill June 16, 2007

Greasy Onion

Somebody who never showers, smells like feet and hair is like greasy feet.

Does Dillon ever shower?
No hes a Greasy Onion.

by natefun March 15, 2015

Greasy Torres

The act of farting on someone while they are giving you a blowjob.

This chick was going down on me and I gave her a Greasy Torres.

by AnalAssassin August 12, 2007

Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.

Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.

by Eaton Holgoode July 04, 2009