(noun) A punishment where two people press their bare butts together whereas the two butt cracks form a funnel. The guilty party then lies underneath, positioning their head directly below the two butt cracks, beer is then poured down between the butt cracks and onto the guilty party.
by Knight57 July 05, 2016
When someone places their lips tightly around another persons stink trumpet and they fart in your mouth and you swallow that fart like It's grandma's apple pie. Then you belch it back up and blow it in someone's face.
Lester: Hey Jim I need you to give me a good Ol' fart funnel, my grandma pissed me off and now she's gonna regret it.
Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.
Lester: Hit me with it fam...
Jim: say no more my friend! Get ready to suck this fart.
Lester: Hit me with it fam...
by turnitloose July 11, 2016
When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
by Carnie89 June 04, 2011
A person who can drink beers using a funnel or "beer bong" incredibly fast. Usually in the context of a college party. Also can be used to describe a person who throws large parties where a beer funnel is always present. The Original Chucky Funnels was a University of Tennessee student and avid party thrower. The term has sense been expanded to cover anyone who can drink beers quickly through a funnel.
That dude is a Chucky Funnels...
by Vol Fan February 27, 2009
The higher ups yelled at my boss and then he took it out on me. The shit just trickles down. Life is always giving me a funnel cake!
by all is one May 15, 2011
A very large and loose vagina, typically found on a woman who carries most of her weight on the front of her body.
He stuck it in my gunny Funnel
by Grumpet Brumblecutt April 13, 2005
robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel
by cchasteen July 06, 2005