DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 1, 2019

Dishwasher

Anal sex is getting the dish dirty
Vaginal sex is the pre rinse
Oral sex is the final wash
Hand job is the drying process.

“Hey babe, let’s try the dishwasher tonight!”

by DunkMyDonuts October 17, 2021

Dishwasher

When a female takes a shot of alcohol, but does not swallow, and proceeds to make out with a male. The male and female french kiss while mixing the shot between the two mouths. After some time, the male will swallow the shot, thus completing the dishwasher cycle.

Bro, last night I was at the bar and some random girl came up to me and gave me a dishwasher. We made out for like a whole ass minute.

by Cannonba11s April 29, 2023

Dishwashed

The face your partner makes when you ask them to have sex which is the same face you make when they ask you to do the dishes. You can be the face they make, attitude given, or negotiating attempt.

Ask my wife if you want to have sex last night and she just dishwashed me.

by Footballw00kie July 4, 2020

Empty the Dishwasher

To inconspicuously tell a group you're going to drain the Gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Hold on guys, I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher"

by lunabeawesome April 26, 2024

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 8, 2004

Dishwasher's Prerogative

the right for the roommate that actually washes the dishes to wash their dishes first and with priority

roommate 1: "everytime roommate 3 does the dishes, he washes all of his and then only some of the rest"
roommate 2: "well thats the dishwasher's prerogative"

by bigguy557 September 13, 2025