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give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

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The church of breasts and poker, developed when adam pulled his fucking rib out.

“hey are you a part of citludumsus?”
“yeah I am! I love my life everything is great!”

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