The Mark Bark

When an old man sneaks into a woman’s window, has sex with her and after finishing grabbing her dog to clean your penis.

My penis is so clean now because I did the mark bark.

by The overnighters June 29, 2022

t bark

a man who dresses up as travis barker for halloween, even though he pretends to hate blink 182 and al subsidiary bands. other names include barky, barkster, flamer.
he who wears flamer pants bought from an army surplus store

dont pull a a barky and cry al the time

by logan vars July 28, 2008

barking cat

a cat that baks

I gatta to go AFK I have barking cat bro

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

barking dog

a person who tends to chide or scold others but who is really kind-hearted in spirit.

My foreman is a barking dog. Although he reprimands me for my mistakes, he loves me from the bottom of his heart.

by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Barking for more

when you pull an entire tube of bong smoke....over toke...you cough out out of control....(barking)...only to reach out for another big hit...

SD: "MAN...Wildog just sucked up the entire stack....and is barking for more!"

Spivey: "barrrrrkin for moooore! load up the six shooter!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

by T.I.M October 17, 2008

beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.

I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.

by PeeBee February 23, 2004