humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.

by scodder June 2, 2010

The Shannon Chin

To do the Shannon Chin, one must be 1.) Jamaican and 2.) Chinese. Then, one must act like they are pushing the air with their hands above their head, then must shift body position and push the air with their hands below their waist pointing down. You MUST keep your eyes closed and lips pointed out while doing this to receive the full effect.

Look at that crazy wanna be black girl doing the Shannon Chin.

by ShannonChinLover May 21, 2010

the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner

I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.

by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004

the shanghai throatpunch

The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.

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by The Norwegian Duo November 30, 2013

Jump the shark

Hung around too long. Kept something going when it had obviously run its course or became useless.

Keeping "Two & a Half Men" running with Ashton replacing Charlie Sheen. Further enhanced by reducing the roles of the really talented cast members like "Berta"; "Mom" & "Rose", "Jump the shark"d

by bk66 December 18, 2012

the fit hit the shan

Larry Elder's AM radio friendly euphamism for "the shit hit the fan."

When Ross Perot said "You people," when speaking to a primarily black audience, the fit hit the shan.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 4, 2003

Shift the blame shift the shame

A proverb that is often used to emphasize when a person has succeded in evading a strenuous situation.

TOM: HEY! EVERYBODY! Chris likes the backstreetboys, hahaahha !!!!!!!

CHRIS: HEY EVERYBODY! Tom likes to jack off to hermaphrodite pix!

TOM : well played ....

CHRIS : Shift the blame shift the shame : )

by Dasken March 21, 2010