A broke mans tie, got no normal ties? No problem! Get yourself some rope and make an 8 and take the ends to wrap the 8 a couple times (about 5 or so is good) and then take that, tie it through the top of the 8 and pull, boom! A tie! (Don't test the strength of it on the side of a bridge)
Broke person: I need a tie, but I don't got no tie! *Sees rope* idea! *Proceeds to tie a noose* and they say I'm a retard!
by That random brit July 28, 2023
Get the Noosemug. When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.
by AugustGrey July 29, 2022
Get the Noosedmug. When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.
Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--
by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023
Get the noose caboosemug. by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021
Get the Noose in a bucketmug. Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.
by Red Bull Slushie January 31, 2023
Get the noose neckmug. After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.
by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011
Get the dick-noosemug. The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.
by 24moorej January 2, 2025
Get the Noose Theorymug.