Noosed

When a guy keeps stringing you on telling you he wants to see you and stands you up aka leaving you hanging while he spends time with with other people.

Wow, girl you really thought huh? It was so perfect and he still noosed you.

by AugustGrey July 29, 2022

noose caboose

When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.

Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--

by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023

Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.

Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket

Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.

by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021

Noose

NOOSE - National Office of Security Enforcement. The swat team from the video game GTA 5.

I hate noose so much. They always get in my way when I’m doing missions.

by Nelson16hockey December 17, 2020