by BlumpkinPro2008 September 29, 2017
Kara made mad crotch lettuce last week. Kara's short on cash so she's gonna go make some crotch lettuce tonight.
by Devonatorr February 23, 2009
by Nisesh August 10, 2019
A: Oh look! It's the lettuce club
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!
by LittleBlueGuy February 17, 2020
Jills turned into a real lettuce-bein since she started going to the farmers market.
Jane is a true lettuce-bein,she was one of the first to sell organic all vegan meat substitutes at lillith fair.
Jane is a true lettuce-bein,she was one of the first to sell organic all vegan meat substitutes at lillith fair.
by Infinite Frank August 25, 2011
A polite term that is used to describe a womans vagina in mixed or young company. Often used at Dinner Parties.
Jane : where is Mary today?
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.
Fiona : Did I not tell you? She is having some restorative surgery done on her love lettuce.
by Spankysmagicpiano June 16, 2008
1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.
2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.
1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."
2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.
"That is heavy lettuce."
2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.
by Chromium April 03, 2005