Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

by SinStar4 February 10, 2012

Colonel Batty

A man on a ship with a wikid name! OR maybe Tom worthington

'Hey colonel batty, What u up to?'

by The steve meister November 22, 2004

colonel sanders

leaving your cum above a womans lip and on her chin giving her the appearance of the fine colonel

boy your grandma really looked like colonel sanders when i finished with her last night

by lazylay76 March 01, 2012

Colonel Crawford

a school full of dumb bitches and cunts and all of the teachers suck ass. the guys are gross and perverted and can’t get any so they probably jerk off in the bathrooms.

friend: “aye bro where do you go to school?”
me: “Colonel Crawford.”
friend: “damn that’s tuff.”

by mcdaddy124 February 23, 2019

colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

by the weird that chose to be man October 23, 2010

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 25, 2008