Buckle Buddy

A rodeo cowboys sexual conquest. A buckle buddy is most easily distinguished by the Prize buckle given to her by the rodeo cowboy after a night of hot sex. The buckle on the buckle buddy is a territorial marker that is meant to keep other rodeo cowboys from attempting to mate with the buckle buddy. Someone who steals a prize buckle from a cowboy only does is because they wish to be a sexual conquest of the rodeo cowboy. Any man who wears another mans prize buckle is a homosexual for the rest of his life. Any rodeo cowboy who is not a homosexual would never put this buckle back on. Rodeo cowboys do not loan or borrow out their prize buckles to anyone they aren't having sex with.

When cowboy A realized cowboy B had on his missing buckle, cowboy B said that cowboy A had loaned it to cowboy B. Cowboy A knew cowboy B was lying and stole the buckle. Cowboy A no longer wanted the buckle because he has no desire to have a male buckle buddy.

by tractorpusher May 13, 2014

Buckled

When someone backs away from a curveball in baseball and it breaks in for a strike.

"Wow Trevor is a dumbass he just got buckled on that curve"

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005

huckle buckle

As you're stroking your favorite girl in her pooper, reach forward and grab her wrists out from under her. Just before her precious face hits the carpet, donkey-punch the little whore in the back of the head thus causing a sudden seizure of her plump little rectum. Beware boys, better get your jizz on cause they really don't take too kindly to the carpeting

Dude, I huckle buckled your mom last night and now she wants it again. What should I do?

by Rodeo Cowboy July 31, 2009

Buckle boned

To break ones bones in an excruciating Manor.

Yo, you buckle boned him bad huh?

by Buckle boy January 26, 2020

Buckle bake

A human face with ecstasy in the bloodstream.

Show us your best buckle bake.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022

Buckle Jeans

Jeans with contrasting, light colored, stitching and a bedazzled butt. Often worn by douchebags and fans of MMA and Nickleback. Often paired with an Affliction T-shirt and frosted hair.

that guy is a douchebag. I bet he wears buckle jeans.

by Bware360 February 22, 2020