Testosterone

A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.

Growing a beard and lifting heavy crap never felt so good. Thanks testosterone!

by Short-Shift June 13, 2022

Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

Testosterone endorsement

When a woman's opinion is not validated unless a man amongst the group approves of her opinions. If approved, it is then deemed as intelligent; otherwise, it will not be considered smart or considered an option.

Typically, used by women is STEM or a male-dominated workforce.

" I had to get a testosterone endorsement from Brad today in the meeting, because the no one would listen to my ideas."

by womaninagriculture August 25, 2022

Testosterone

Happy trans boy/girl juice

Is that Testosterone?!
OH MY GOD THEY GOT THE TRANS JUICE

by 17_mistake_17 September 30, 2022

Testosterghosted

Testosterghosting is the act of suddenly ending all communication with another male typically of heterosexual orientation without any consideration or explanation. Its counterpart "Ghosting", a more socially acceptable form of communication or lack there of is particularly prevalent in the context of dating or dating apps, where it is often seen as a way to avoid awkward confrontations or to sidestep the emotional fallout of a breakup but when this occurs between two male friends it is not considered acceptable and often seen as cowardly or weakness.

John testosterghosted me. I asked him to help me with a project but he hasn't called me back or texted. What a pussy.

by Al Dentae January 31, 2023

Testosteroni

A pasta dish that boosts male sex hormones

After eating that delicious Testosteroni, not only do I feel satiated, but my mojo is totally restored!

by DAKster May 17, 2023

TesTosTerone Warrior

GYM CLAN owned by RYAN. AKA ASTRO.
We are high testosterone gym bro’s.

TesTosTerone Warrior? you mean those buff gym bro’s?!

by astr00 May 21, 2023