dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.

Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!

by John MacGregor September 6, 2006

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teonie

Shrek looking creature that preys on 0-5 year old boys and girls

Omg f**k you teonie

by Mehggg February 22, 2018

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tedon • Tedon Yin • achilles tedonitis • Teona • Tedo • teon • Teronnie • Teboner • Tedophile • teion

Very retarded person who likes boys and dates a ratcoon. They get very sweaty, and have huge lips. Dont have friends and likes big cock! Basically all i am saying is that a TEDEN is a big loser, or in other words... SWEATY TEDDY!

Person 1: Damn you see TEDEN last night?

Person 2: yeah, i did, he was very sweaty and ready for some blow blow from mrs. teddy. He looked like a damn nig nog in a half.
Person 1: True, true. He needs a damn penis because he has no life.

by John Dinglebarry October 15, 2009

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Teon

A thot

you're such a thirsty teon

by anonymous dinothot January 14, 2018

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Penal Teton

A deformed cat that only has two square shaped legs, stick shaped ears, and a smiley face for a face. It comes out of the bottom of clarinets. If you aren't careful it will take you off to the fantasy world of Taco Bell.

-(To be sung) The Penal Tetonsssss in a fantasy world of taco bell!

- That freshman is such a penal(teton)

by TaylorAWalker January 20, 2009

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