Technoblade

He is:

The Blood god
A nerd with hots elbows
#1 in potatos
The 2nd worst thing to happen to those orphans
Just peppa pig on steroids

he has 3.41 million subs on youtube pogchamp

"It stays in the pit"
-Technoblade

by bloodforthebloodgod November 13, 2020

Technoblade

A pig who stabs orphans for fake internet points

Orphan A: This game is so fun!-
Technoblade: HELLOOOOOO (proceeds to stab to death)

by MvNobody March 3, 2021

Technoblade

Alexander, aka Technoblade was a Minecraft youtuber with 10 million subscribers who passed away on June 30, 2022. Thousands of tributes have been made on YouTube, Twitter, Minecraft worlds, TikTok, etc. Technoblade was most famous for commentary videos on Hypixel, The Great Potato War against ImASquidKid, the Dream SMP, and his livestreams.

His death was announced on one final YouTube video titled "so long nerds" filmed by his parents.

"A man doesn't die when his heart stops, he dies when he's forgotten" R.I.P Technoblade

Technoblade never dies.

by ftProto August 14, 2022

Technoblade

Technoblade never dies, but Alex (his real name) did. RIP Alex/Technoblade.

Terry: Yo Technoblade died
Angela: No, Alex did. Technoblade never dies

by Gummybearsareoverated64 July 3, 2022

Technoblade

The pig that never dies ;D

technoblade NEVER DIES BABY!

by Jilleen June 29, 2021

Technoblade

A killer pig who spares no life technoblade is a fucking badass who fucking killed Tommyinnit in (Minecraft) Technoblade is so cool that he said (Tommy Go get a fucking life)

Technoblade Hates Kids

by Marshmallow1234455677 May 3, 2022

Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021